mindtricky | (no subject)

Bitch, does it look like I work for free?

NAME - Gertrude 'Gerty' Beaver
AGE - 19
HEIGHT - 5'2 (1.60m)
VISUAL REFERENCE - Samantha Ronson
NATIONALITY - US
PROFESSION - Psychic in training

Demons, ghosts, vampires and werewolves, oh my! They're all real and running around causing trouble, so it's up to the forces of good to save the world! Or, not really. People do what they can with more or less collateral damage, but humans are pretty much screwed either way. Among them there are psychics such as Gerty, who can see the ghosts, read thoughts, divine the future and such. Trouble is doing it right, which is why she's training under badass medium Big Mamma, even if so far they've only reached the equivalent of what the fuck is this wax-on-wax-off business for?! levels.

Gerty's not the nicest piece around, sounding like she stepped straight out of the latest edition of Bad Girls Club (acting like it, too), but rumor has it she actually means well? Most of the time? Amazing. She'll guess that card if you give her a cigarette, tell you your future if you buy her enough booze. Someone ask her where the hell her parents are.